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quotes.push("<font color=royalblue><i>The best thing I can do for my children is to love their mother.</i></font> - Anonymous");

quotes.push("<font color=royalblue><i>Oh, ooh, ouch! Stop!! Ow, ow, oh!!</i></font> - Ace");

quotes.push("<font color=royalblue><i>Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds.</i></font> - Einstein");

quotes.push("<font color=royalblue><i>Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.</i></font> - Anonymous");

quotes.push("<font color=royalblue><i>You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist.</i></font> - Indira Gandhi");

quotes.push("<font color=royalblue><i>Artificial Intelligence is no match for natural stupidity!</i></font> - Anonymous");

quotes.push("<font color=royalblue><i>No other success can compensate for failure in the home.</i></font> - Anonymous");

quotes.push("<font color=royalblue><i>I'd rather have Ace in a hole than up my sleeve.</i></font> - pat");

quotes.push("<font color=royalblue><i>The difference between a good man and a bad one is the choice of cause.</i></font> - William James");

quotes.push("<font color=royalblue><i>Never let your sense of morals keep you from doing what's right.</i></font> - Asimov");

quotes.push("<font color=royalblue><i>You give but little when you give of your possessions. It is when you give of yourself that you truly give.</i></font> - Kahlil Gibran");

quotes.push("<font color=royalblue><i>If you would be a real seeker of truth, you first must be willing to doubt as far as possible, all things.</i></font> - Rene Descartes");

quotes.push("<font color=royalblue><i>Success is a lousy teacher. It seduces smart people into thinking they can't lose.</i></font> - Bill Gates");

quotes.push("<font color=royalblue><i>Profanity is the attempt of a lazy and feeble mind to express itself forcefully.</i></font> - Anonymous");

quotes.push("<font color=royalblue><i>Tis better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.</i></font> - Abraham Lincoln");

quotes.push("<font color=royalblue><i>Thinking is the hardest work there is, which is the probable reason why so few engage in it.</i></font> - Anonymous");

quotes.push("<font color=royalblue><i>If you can find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn't lead anywhere.</i></font> - Frank A. Clark");

quotes.push("<font color=royalblue><i>To a friend's house the road is never long.</i></font> - Anonymous");

quotes.push("<font color=royalblue><i>All it takes for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing.</i></font> - Edmund Burke");

quotes.push("<font color=royalblue><i>The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining.</i></font> - John F. Kennedy");

quotes.push("<font color=royalblue><i>Many things are lost for want of asking.</i></font> - English Proverb");

quotes.push("<font color=royalblue><i>Few things help an individual more than to place responsibility upon him and to let him know that you trust him.</i></font> - Booker T. Washington");

quotes.push("<font color=royalblue><i>The only way of discovering the limits of the possible is to venture a little way past them into the impossible.</i></font> - Arthur C. Clarke");

quotes.push("<font color=royalblue><i>What would life be if we had no courage to attempt anything?</i></font> - Vincent Van Gogh");

quotes.push("<font color=royalblue><i>From what we get, we can make a living; what we give, however, makes a life.</i></font> - Arthur Ashe");

quotes.push("<font color=royalblue><i>Freedom is the oxygen of the soul.</i></font> - Moshe Dayan");

quotes.push("<font color=royalblue><i>I think the next best thing to solving a problem is finding some humor in it.</i></font> - Frank A. Clark");

quotes.push("<font color=royalblue><i>Ignorance is not bliss - it is oblivion.</i></font> - Philip Wylie");

quotes.push("<font color=royalblue><i>A man is not finished when he is defeated. He is finished when he quits.</i></font> - Richard M. Nixon");

quotes.push("<font color=royalblue><i>The secret of joy in work is contained in one word - excellence. To know how to do something well is to enjoy it.</i></font> - Pearl Buck");

quotes.push("<font color=royalblue><i>By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he's wrong.</i></font> - Charles Wadsworth");

quotes.push("<font color=royalblue><i>Character is the ability to carry out a worthy decision after the emotion of making that decision has passed.</i></font> - Hyrum W. Smith");

quotes.push("<font color=royalblue><i>Oh feelie me bony-belly dominos forbiscum bennie sell-it all his dominos.</i></font> - Sister Mary Elephant (Cheech and Chong)");

quotes.push("<font color=royalblue><i>Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.</i></font> - Arthur C. Clarke");

quotes.push("<font color=royalblue><i>A friend is someone who says nice things about you behind your back.</i></font> - Anonymous");

quotes.push("<font color=royalblue><i>'All that matters is that you tried your best.' Baloney! If your best effort results in failure then your best isn't good enough.</i></font> - Scuzzy");

quotes.push("<font color=royalblue><i>Behind every good computer... is a jumble of wires 'n stuff.</i></font> - Anonymous");

quotes.push("<font color=royalblue><i>A man in love is incomplete until he's married - then he is finished.</i></font> - Anonymous");

quotes.push("<font color=royalblue><i>There are two types of people: givers and takers. Sometimes the the givers get tired of giving, but the takers never get tired of taking.</i></font> - Anonymous");

quotes.push("<font color=royalblue><i>The bitterness of poor quality remains long after the sweetness of cheap price is forgotten.</i></font> - Anonymous");

quotes.push("<font color=royalblue><i>The 't' is silent in Merlot, you know.</i></font> - Ace<br><font color=royalblue><i>Everything's silent after Merlot. And dark.</i></font> - Buff");

quotes.push("<font color=royalblue><i>I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.</i></font> - Albert Einstein");

quotes.push("<font color=royalblue><i>If you ate pasta and antipasti, would you still be hungry?</i></font> - Anonymous");

quotes.push("<font color=royalblue><i>A gourmet restaurant in 'Michiana' is one where you leave the tray on the table after you eat.</i></font> - pat");

quotes.push("<font color=royalblue><i>Give me liberty or... OOOooo... A jelly donut.</i></font> - Homer Simpson");

quotes.push("<font color=royalblue><i>If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.</i></font> - Anonymous");

quotes.push("<font color=royalblue><i>It's your money. You paid for it.</i></font> - George W. Bush");

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